Zombieland

J: Flying solo this time because my PIC does not share my “taste” for zombie films. Yes, hang on to your hats because the puns are a-comin’! “Zombieland” is drop dead funny – full of biting satire & all of the wonderful things that make zombie movie fans hungry for more. This movie is something you can really sink your teeth into.

Ok, I’ll stop now. But seriously, Zombieland has everything a good movie should; comedy, tragedy, a little romance, pathos & gore. That’s about all I need. The story is narrated by Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) who claims to have survived the zombie apocalypse not because he is macho or has great survival skills but because he has always been a loner & also because he has developed a set of rules to avoid being eaten. They include gems like the Double Tap – which is much like the knowledge that killing a zombie requires a shot to the head (a fact I keep reminding everyone will come in very handy someday) but expounds the need for a follow-up shot. Makes sense to me. In time, Columbus meets up with Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) & we discover that it’s he who has determined that people should be known only by their hometowns – fewer complications that way. Tallahassee has come into his own in the zombie post-apocalyptic world because he has a talent for killing zombies & he knows his mother would be proud of that. But his true calling is the driving need to find the last Twinkies left in the world. Hey, everyone needs goals!

One of the more touching scenes comes when Tallahassee & Columbus meet Wichita (Emma Stone) & her little sister Little Rock (Abigail Breslin – why is this poor child in such creepy movies? Remember “Signs”? Man, I thought MY childhood was twisted!). They are facing a dire decision about the health of one of them, but – AH HA! A cleaver twist ensues & the boys realize they have come up against two very tricky chicks. A couple of stolen rides later, the group decides that, considering the options, working together is probably the best thing. And the goal for the girls? Wichita is bent on giving her sister one last shot at being a kid by heading to Pacific Playland in California. As the little troupe is heading through a zombie infested Hollywood, Tallahassee picks the perfect place for them to crash. With celebrity map in hand, they head for Bill Murray’s mansion. Yes, he does have a very cool little cameo- is that Bill Murray in drag or Bill Murray dragging body parts? Guess you’ll just have to see the movie. Pacific Playland turns out to be a really bad idea for the girls but gives Columbus a chance to break one of his own rules, be the hero & save the girl. Yes readers, this zombie movie actually has a happy ending! I told you it had everything.

My kudos to director Ruben Fleischer for making the funniest zombie movie since “Return of The Living Dead” – look it up, guys – “Sean of the Dead” is not the only zombie comedy – or, zomedy if you will. Now it’s official – if someone steals that, you can say you read it here first!